Monday, November 10, 2008

Therapy Sessions

When you are talking about your love life in therapy and you say you didn't sleep with a friend of yours and your psychologist says that he is surprised, it can catch you off guard.

Me "Why are you surprised?"

Him "Well, um, you, uh, in the past haven't exactly been, um..... strict with your boundaries when it comes to sex."

Me "I think that was a professional way of calling me a whore."

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