Tuesday, February 16, 2010

The Ex-Files

Setting: Drunken hookup in partial stages of undress and gropage.

Him: I just love your big fat ass.
Me: (Pausing)
Him: (Staring in wide-eyed horror) Wait...oh God..Wait. I didn't mean that the way it came out.
Me: That's OK. I get it.
Him: Really?
Me: Yeah. It's like how I really love how easy it is to get my hand around your cock.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Me: I have an idea.
Dave: I'm on board.
Me: You don't know what it is yet.
Dave: Doesn't matter.
Me: It involves you, a tube of toothpaste, and a strap-on.
Dave: Still on board.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

An almost full 6 months later

Sooo...It's been 6 months and this is actually my 100Th post so I thought I'd recap for everyone where I am since the last one.

I didn't tape up the dining room to paint the trim. I bought carpet cleaner but that furniture was too far gone to be saved. I did move the dining room table in from the porch and even bought it a pretty tablecloth. I have NOT taken the tape off the walls in my bedroom. In fact, I think it adds to the charm. (And I can't reach it anyway.) I have given up on the kitchen furniture ever flowing properly until I get new furniture and THAT'S not gonna happen. I don't think I went next door and watched TV either.

That's about where I am.