This is my life

This is just an example of a conversation that I have everyday with one customer or another.

Me: Hello, how ar....
Customer: Just Looking!
Me: I was just saying hi
Customer: Just Looking!
Me: Ok then.

Ten Minutes Later-

Me: Still just looking?
Customer: Yes.
Me: Ok, all tops are 25% off.
Customer: Wait what? ALL the tops?
Me: Yes.
Customer: So this top here? Is 25% off?
Me: Yes.
Customer: So this top that's marked down? Is 25% off?
Me: Yes.
Customer: Really?
Me: YES.
Customer: Off the markdown price?
Me: YES!
Customer: I still don't like it.
Me: Fuck you then.

Ok, I really don't say fuck you. But man, oh man, I wish I could.