Showing posts with label Dear. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dear. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Dear American Express Gift Card Customer Service Guy

Please don't tell me to call back in "approximately one half hour because systems are down and can not access any information at this time" and then in the next breath ask if there is anything else you can help me with.

When my only response is "OH! I'm sorry!!! WAS there actually something you can help me with???" You should consider yourself really fucking lucky I'm at work.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Dear old lady at CVS

Who the fuck writes a check at CVS?

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Dear Subaru Driver

Dear Subaru Driver,

Perhaps if you weren't driving like such a pansy, people would stop cutting you off.

I really feel your hand gestures are unwarranted.